Want to be strong like the Skunkmeister? Try this Swedish delicacy:

If you still have any places where hair does not grow (unlikely among real men), this stuff will do the trick! The Skunk Report is negotiating with the manufacturer for exclusive North American marketing rights to this fine product. This really means the United States. Canadian men are too bland to appreciate this spicy offering, and Mexican men won’t even be able to read the label, which, surprisingly, is not in Spanish. Wait a minute, I can’t read the label, either.

Forget what the article says about problems about importing and so forth. We at the Skunk Report have ways of avoiding the fussbudgets in Customs. For your free sample of surströmming, send $525.00 for shipping and handling to the Skunk Report today. Start eating like a man and grow some hair!