October 11, 2007

Hot New Product - Big Bite Sunscreen!

Filed under: Gear — bigjohn @ 10:04 pm

bigbite.jpgThe Skunk Report is proud to announce a groundbreaking new product. Hogy Fresh Flavor Eel works so well for attracting big fish (and we would know), that we have taken a page from the Hogy play book and developed a unique, multi-purpose lotion for that special day at the beach.

Big Bite Sunscreen from SR Manufacturing combines 30 SPF sunscreen with great eel flavoring. Just slather it generously on your children or spouse and send them out for a nice swim!

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Big Bite Sunscreen has been thoroughly tested and given a big thumbs-up by the Skunkmeister himself. It is guaranteed to prevent sunburn and will not wash off, so it lasts just about as long as it needs to! You will love this product and will use it again and again:

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If you have a big family, you’ll go through a lot of this, so take advantage of this special offer: Buy four bottles of Big Bite Sunscreen, and we’ll ship you three bottles, all at no extra charge. That’s right! Do it now and make your next trip to the beach one to remember!

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