I am insulted. Following this post, I received some flak (yes, that is spelled correctly) about my new, clean-cut physical appearance. These fools presumed that the creature in the ad is me. Not in a million years. Here is a side by side comparison.

This is important. I am the one on the right. Note these features on the real Skunkmeister: facial hair (a must, and not some silly goatee), orange hat (gotta be that I-am-not-a-deer-bozo color), snow (lots of it), snowshoes (not just to hang on the wall), and a mug of hot tea (must be Smokey Joe Tea, not some frilly dress, rocking on the porch, sipping tea). If you need more evidence than this, do not return to the Skunk Report. Go instead to www.blind-as-a-bat.com and get your eyes fixed. Thank you.