Email your entry to the First Annual Skunk Report Complete-the-Corny-Saying contest.

There is a real prize that you will really be ambivalent about owning and that has the potential to actually help you catch a fish, or at least have a good time while losing fish.

There are only 10 days left! Great entries are already in the hopper! Where’s yours!

Take it from the Skunkmeister. Don’t get skunked. Send entries to: bigjohn at skunkreport dot com.