I hereby use my right as the all-powerful Skunkmeister to reset this stupid thing at the top of the page. It is inaccurate. I haven’t even been fishing for about a month.

Now, if you are going to be bad at something like fishing, you have to try, at least. You can’t just lie about being the worst, sort of like other fishermen lie about being the best. You can’t simply hide behind mountains of work and kidney stones and other excuses and then claim to be an expert at what you do. You have to get out there, wet a line, and then stink it up like a skunk in the road.

So the Skunk-O-Meter is now officially at zero, and tonight begins another chapter in the saga that is the Skunk Report.